My son James and his friend from school are conspiring to leave their homes in the middle of the night to go to the candy store to buy “LOTS” of candy. The plan is to wait until my wife and I are sleeping; James will then sneak downstairs and grab the keys to the car and leave undetected. James will proceed to drive the car 8 blocks to his friends house where his partner in crime will be waiting outside for my son’s arrival. Together they will go on a covert candy shopping spree and return home as if nothing had happened that night. I mentioned that he didn't have any money to buy candy, but before I could finish my sentance he was pointing to his piggy bank.
James told me of their plan last night before bed. I don’t know about you, but I found some holes in their arrangement starting with the fact that he’s 4.