My Excuses For Not Posting In Awhile

I knew my readers had more important things to do than read my blog and I didn’t want to be a distraction.

I forgot my username and password.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed me so they could study how the human brain worked. They were very disappointed with their specimen.

I loaned my only computer to a friend, and he suddenly moved away.

I've been waiting in line for the past 3 weeks for my iPhone (not).

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go. They too were dissapointed.

I gave up blogging for Lent. (I’m Jewish and have no idea what this means)

I own a Dell.

Actually I have zero excuses. I just needed to take a break.


Have a happy July 4th weekday(end…….dammit).

If you live abroad, have a great Wednesday.