Tuesday, July 03, 2007

My Excuses For Not Posting In Awhile

I knew my readers had more important things to do than read my blog and I didn’t want to be a distraction.

I forgot my username and password.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed me so they could study how the human brain worked. They were very disappointed with their specimen.

I loaned my only computer to a friend, and he suddenly moved away.

I've been waiting in line for the past 3 weeks for my iPhone (not).

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go. They too were dissapointed.

I gave up blogging for Lent. (I’m Jewish and have no idea what this means)

I own a Dell.

Actually I have zero excuses. I just needed to take a break.


Have a happy July 4th weekday(end…….dammit).

If you live abroad, have a great Wednesday.

7 comments:

amy flege said...

glad to see you are still alive!! happy 4th!

Jeff said...

Brother B!

Welcome back we missed ya!

Jessica said...

Glad to see you back! Happy 4th!!

Kim Ayres said...

HE LIVES!!!

Tracey said...

Dude, I have a Dell, too. Welcome back.

Sara said...

Lololol awww you dont want an Iphone, Glad to see you back ...

Archie said...

My mission when I started a blog was to have at least one post per month, so the archives wouldn't have a big ol' gap. So, you're good.