I knew my readers had more important things to do than read my blog and I didn’t want to be a distraction.
I forgot my username and password.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed me so they could study how the human brain worked. They were very disappointed with their specimen.
I loaned my only computer to a friend, and he suddenly moved away.
I've been waiting in line for the past 3 weeks for my iPhone (not).
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go. They too were dissapointed.
I gave up blogging for Lent. (I’m Jewish and have no idea what this means)
I own a Dell.
Actually I have zero excuses. I just needed to take a break.
Have a happy July 4th weekday(end…….dammit).
If you live abroad, have a great Wednesday.